OK, where were we? Oh, yeah.... Chris Harrison was counting the votes, and the new Bachelorette is going to be.....
Wow, how embarrassing for Britt. No one likes you. Because you're dirty.
To be fair, I think Britt is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. But Kaitlyn is just so much more really. I think one of the guys said it last night: Britt is a trophy wife. Kaitlyn is your real wife.
Or something like that.
Kaitlyn's first job as Bachelorette is to go in there and have her first rose ceremony. If I was her, I would say, "OK, which of you a-holes voted for Britt? Peace out, guys!"
But Kaitlyn is much more diplomatic than I would be. And every guy suddenly says that he wanted it to be her (regardless of what his vote might have been), so there's no way she would know at this early stage who's here for her and who's just here. And the only ones I remember for sure that were on Team Britt were the creepy healer, the country singer who has no talent, and Kupah (who is memorable to me only because of his unusual name).
Jared (who looks like a serial killer) makes an awesome decision. He admits to Kaitlyn that he voted for Britt, but he is still happy that Kaitlyn is the Bachelorette and he still wants to stay. This is genius, in my opinion. Kaitlyn is bound to find out who voted for her and who voted for Britt, so it's so smart to be honest from the beginning. Awesome move, Creepy Stalker!
Wait! I turned away for a second and I saw Kaitlyn kissing Cupcake the dentist! What the WHAT!
But Shawn B. still gets the first impression rose.... and then she kisses him, too. That is SO GROSS to me! She was just kissing another guy 30 seconds ago! Nasty!
Weird Healer and Not-Very-Good-Country-Singer are not being very secretive about the fact that the girl they wanted didn't get picked. Both are wondering if they should stay with Kaitlyn when they had such a strong connection with Britt. Will they stay or will they go?
Tony the weird healer
Brady the Not-Very-Good-Country-Singer steps up! He is honest with her-- he wanted to be with Britt. He sends himself home.... and runs to Chris Harrison and asks to find Britt.
Back to the rose ceremony...
and the final rose goes to....
That means that.... a whole lot of guys are going home. The Amateur sex coach, for one. And a bunch of others.
It was SUCH a long night.... notice that it's full daylight by the time the guys are leaving. Girlfriend probably needs a nap!
OMG!!!!! Did you see the previews for the season? She has sex with one of the guys? And admits it!!! What a dirty girl! Oh, and a tease as Not-Very-Good-Country-Singer knocks on Britt's door.... will Britt find love? Let google images tell the story....